liberalsarecool:

Abolish bad policies. The police are security for private property. This has to end.

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capacity:

My mom just said she thinks men are going crazy nowadays bc they have less gay sex now than they did in ancient times lool. She said she has a feeling it used to just be something guys did n moved on n now it’s a big deal for no reason. And I’m listening along like girl tumblr would love you

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justlookatthosesausages:

seelcudoom:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

the fact he can cross himself and invoke the lord and it only hurts but garlic will kill him outright implies garlic is more powerful then christ

In Italy it is

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such-a-fellow:

potatoes and molasses season

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weirdmageddon:

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memeuplift:

doubleca5t:

daycare:

gushergurl:

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

now THIS is a world heritage post

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soberscientistlife:

FUCK RON DeSANTIS!!! I AM PISSED TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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will-of-this-heart:

ryebreadgf:

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coldbrewslut:

Being an adult woman is just like “oh my tummy hurts” “oh my head hurts” “oh the burden of being alive is so heavy today” and then carrying on with your day.

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